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we shall be monsters

we shall be monsters We Shall Be Monsters

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we shall be monsters We Shall Be MonstersA solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god You are alone. You can only endeavor in this alone. For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self discovery. As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your

A solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god

You are alone.

You can only endeavor in this alone.

For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. 

We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self-discovery.

As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your desires take you over as you build your perfect companion. Shape their body as you shape your futures together. Infuse them with vitality and see what you have created come to life and take their place besides you.

From Seb Pines, the creator of Auspex 

Content Warnings: illustrated full frontal nudity of a dismembered woman’s body, vague allusions to: sex and sexuality, sexual violence, physical violence, emotional abuse, coercion, captivity, dehumanization, murder, and cannibalism. 

20 page, 5.5 x 8.5 in. full color, saddle-bound zine

Includes access to digital version

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