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succulent tits Buy 'Blue Boobs' Cactus AustraliaThe 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, also known as 'Booby Cactus,' 'Breast Cactus,' and 'Titty Cactus,' is a unique and eye catching monstrose form of Myrtillocactus geometrizans. Botanically referred to as Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, this Japanese cultivar is highly sought after by collectors for its distinctive appearance and rare nature. Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku features upright, glaucous stems with 5 to 8

The 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, also known as 'Booby Cactus,' 'Breast Cactus,' and 'Titty Cactus,' is a unique and eye-catching monstrose form of Myrtillocactus geometrizans. Botanically referred to as Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, this Japanese cultivar is highly sought after by collectors for its distinctive appearance and rare nature.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku features upright, glaucous stems with 5 to 8 unusual ribs lined with tubercles that resemble women's breasts. This cactus can grow up to 4.5 meters tall and 10 centimeters in diameter. Typically solitary, it may occasionally produce a few branches. The areoles usually bear 3 to 5 short spines. This cultivar's dusky blue epidermis adds to its visual appeal, making it a standout addition to any collection.

Originating from Japan, this monstrose form of the Blue Candle Cactus thrives in bright, warm positions with well-draining soil. It is semi-hardy, so ensure it is not exposed to temperatures below -4°C, and ideally keep nighttime temperatures above 10°C. During summer, provide plenty of sunlight, either indoors or outdoors. In winter, place it in a cooler, light spot to allow it to rest, encouraging spring blooms.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku requires minimal watering; allow the soil to dry out completely between waterings and keep it dry in winter. Feed with a special cactus fertilizer monthly during spring and summer. If repotting is needed, use soil designed for cacti and allow cuttings to dry for 2-3 weeks before rooting.

This rare and prized cactus, with its striking blue-green ribs and unique tubercle formations, is a must-have for any serious succulent collector. Its intriguing shape and easy-care nature make it a fascinating and low-maintenance addition to any cactus collection.

Myrtillocactus geometrizans cv. Fukurokuryuzinboku, AKA 'Blue Boobs' Cactus, plants for sale shown in 70mm pot. You will receive same  or similar plants as those shown in images. Colours will vary depending on time of year and growing conditions.

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  • All plants are sent bare rooted with no pots and soil, or minimum soil only.
  • Due to the drying process necessary for sending plants through the mail, plants may look slightly different than images shown on our website
  • Some plants, may look wrinkled when they arrive, may be somewhat limp, or soft to the touch. This is normal as they have been dried out for for a number of days before shipping to avoid rotting in the mail.
  • Succulents are very hardy plants and they will recover quickly, providing you unpack them as soon as you receive them follow some simple care instructions you will find with your order.

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This is the absolute best sunscreen on the market for your face. Or at least that I've ever tried. Being in my 20's I'm getting pretty obsessed with preventative care, and face sunscreen every day is a big priority. I actually received a sample size in my Birch Box Monthly Subscription and I fell in love with it. So happy I found a cheaper once on Amazon because it usually is about $35! The smell is NOTHING like a sunscreen, it smells like fresh cucumber, and the texture is not thick. I put it on under my makeup and it does not feel the slightest bit heavy. Needless to say, unless one day I have an allergic reaction to it, I will be using this sunscreen until I die.
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I loved the application of this product, very smooth, no smell, no white patches and, supposedly, all natural. Then I looked at the inactive ingredients! EWG rates this product #3 for problematic ingredients. The most problematic is the OCTINOXATE, which they rate #6! I'm torn. I have not found another sunscreen with as good an application as this one but I don't want to put harmful things on my skin. I have decided to return it. Sigh! UPDATE: I just discovered that EWG rates highly the Coola PLANT BASED sunscreen (not this one). The reviews for that product, however, suggest it leaves a white paste, like most other sunscreens. I'm going Dr. Mercola's face stick. It got good reviews here.
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This is a great sunscreen for the "light" days in the sun. I layer my skincare (serums, creams, then sunscreen) before I apply my makeup. Sunscreen is always the last step before I apply my makeup. Other brands have been known to "bead up" under my makeup through out the day, or have a white cast to them. This does not do that. It doesn't leave a white cast, or residue of any kind on my skin. It is lightweight to the point of being weightless right after application. It is incredibly moisturizing on my dry skin as well, which I LOVE! Love the ingredients too for everyday use! The only downside to this sunscreen is it isn't strong enough to protect my skin on days I am in the sun a lot and cannot reapply every hour, or so. I noticed a couple of stubborn brown spots pop up after a couple hours in direct sunlight. I didn't burn, but I did get a tan on my face I was hoping to avoid. All in all, This is my favorite sunscreen I use when I am running to-and-fro, but not the sunscreen I will use at the ball field, or a day at the beach.
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I LOVE THIS SO MUCH. I have really sensitive skin and eczema, and am allergic to scented liquid soaps, detergents and creams. I got a sample of this in a subscription box, and fell in LOVE after I tested just a little on my hand at first. Now I've ordered multiple time, and even shipped some to my mom! It feels luxurious but also fresh and natural on your face, I put it on as a moisturizer, hit some concealer under my eyes, swipe some mascara on and am good to go - it feels like a whole skin-care routine in one go. The size is a little small for the price, but it's light, non-irritating, and refreshing. I think it's definitely worth it if you have sensitive skin and want sun protection without a load of chemicals on your face. I put a picture of what it looks like on my hand reflected in some light - it's slightly greasy at first, but it dries nice and soft afterwards, I still feel like my pores can breathe. I usually don't write product reviews, but after I ordered my 3rd batch I felt I should share. *One other thing to note - make sure you read the label if you want the specific scented one, I accidentally ordered the unscented one when I wanted the cucumber because the packaging looks the same and the label is in the scripty font and I missed it when I made a rushed order.
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