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striped dress black and blue Giant Pockets Maxi Dress Blue Stripe 4X / Blue StripeI thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value
I thought my biggest fear in life was to be truely seen for who I was by someone. All my flaws exposed. After I did ayahuasca in the jungles of Peru, my biggest fear was being held up by a mechanical demon claw with my eyes forced open to watch my entire useless and pointless life flash before me on a movie screen in an instant. Then after my life was deemed a waste of resources and having no significant meaning of any kind and my soul having no value of any kind, the giant demon claw tosses me into the deep dark pit of useless souls. As I fall, I wonder if I will be falling forever in eternity. Just freefalling in the dark millenia after millenia with no end. I did eventually wake up but that is now my greatest fear. Freefalling for eternity in the endless dark void of a useless souls garbage can. I’m not scared of people finding out I have severe psoriasis anymore.
DETAILS:
Tencel 42.5%, Wool 7.5%, Terylene 45%, Spandex 5%
skirt measures 35" long for all sizes
Don't be fooled by the wool- this fabric is insanely soft, stretchy, smoothing and a joy to wear. A Luxerious sensory dream. Both warm and breathable.
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Very cute
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So very cute!!
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Reviewed in the United States on January 29, 2026
★★★★★ 4
Cute story
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Reviewed in the United States on April 11, 2023
★★★★★ 5
horse board book
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This was one of two toddler horse books I found on Amazon. There were none in local stores so I was happy to find this one. The child loves to be read to and shows his books to his dogs. I am sure it will be read regularly.
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Reviewed in the United States on January 7, 2025
★★★★★ 5
So funny!
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So funny!
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Reviewed in the United States on October 12, 2025
★★★★★ 5
Great fart humor
Format: Paperback
This series is my son's favorite! He loves reading all about the fart adventures and reads it daily!
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Reviewed in the United States on April 8, 2025
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