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we shall be monsters

we shall be monsters We Shall Be Monsters

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we shall be monsters We Shall Be MonstersA solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god You are alone. You can only endeavor in this alone. For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self discovery. As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your

A solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god

You are alone.

You can only endeavor in this alone.

For all the world would call you a monster if they saw what you had planned. 

We Shall Be Monsters is a solo game of creation, obsession, and playing god to assuage your loneliness. It uses a custom system of rules and prompts to generate a short and poignant story of horror and self-discovery.

As reclusive scientist, let your obsessions and your desires take you over as you build your perfect companion. Shape their body as you shape your futures together. Infuse them with vitality and see what you have created come to life and take their place besides you.

From Seb Pines, the creator of Auspex 

Content Warnings: illustrated full frontal nudity of a dismembered woman’s body, vague allusions to: sex and sexuality, sexual violence, physical violence, emotional abuse, coercion, captivity, dehumanization, murder, and cannibalism. 

20 page, 5.5 x 8.5 in. full color, saddle-bound zine

Includes access to digital version

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Kaitlynn
Lowell, US
★★★★★ 5
Good for light stuff
Color: Black, Size: 15 inches, Color: Black, Size: 15 inches
Good product. Very light though and if it’s in dry wall won’t hold something really heavy. I don’t think it would hold 20 pounds just light. I put over my washer and dryer and put one right on top that way I can put heavy stuff on that side without it weighing down and being ripped out of the wall. I won’t be putting heavy stuff on the right side I used 4 pieces and the wall is about 60-62 inches long
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Houston, US
★★★★★ 5
Perfect sized floating shelves
Color: Black, Size: 24 inches, Color: Black, Size: 24 inches
These are great and the perfect width. I had my contractor install them because my tile had to have a hole drilled into it. I love that it looks seemless and flat to the tile. New bathroom renovation. I am very pleased. Holds a few towels also candles and a little plant with extra space. Perfect for a minimal look or if you have a small bathroom. Color was spot on.
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R. Fleming
Phoenix, US
★★★★★ 3
Not What I Expected
Color: White, Size: 32 inches
This set of floating shelves was a disappointment. They’re advertised as holding 20 pounds, but mine began to bend with barely 10 pounds on them. All the screws and anchors were installed tightly and correctly, yet the metal brackets still warped under minimal weight. The shelves look fine on the wall, but I’m leaving them up only because I don’t want to patch a dozen holes—not because they’re sturdy. Definitely not the quality or strength I expected.
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Reviewed in the United States on April 13, 2026
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Alicia
Lexington, US
★★★★★ 5
Love them
Color: White, Size: 15 inches, Color: White, Size: 15 inches
I have these floating shelves all over my house. The are made nice and sturdy and they come with simple instructions. They come it various sizes and can almost fit anywhere. These particular shelves are in my makeup closet and they look so great and organized.
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callme1040
Alexandria, US
★★★★★ 5
Exceeds my expectations
Color: White, Size: 24 inches, Color: White, Size: 24 inches
Easy to install, exceeds my expectations. I’d buy it again.
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